Inside the minds of 1st-graders

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
1.      Don’t change horses     until they stop running.
2.      Strike while the        bug is close.
3.      It’s always darkest before      Daylight Saving Time.
4.      Never underestimate the power of        termites.?
5.      You can lead a horse to water but       How?
6.      Don’t bite the hand that        looks dirty.
7.      No news is      impossible
8.      A miss is as good as a         Mr.
9.      You can’t teach an old dog new      Math
10.     If you lie down with dogs, you’ll       stink in the morning.
11.     Love all, trust         Me.
12.     The pen is mightier than the    pigs.
13.     An idle mind is         the best way to relax ..
14.     Where there’s smoke there’s     pollution.
15.     Happy the bride who     gets all the presents.
16.     A penny saved is        not much.
17.     Two’s company, three’s       the Musketeers.
18.     Don’t put off till tomorrow what        you put on to go to bed.
19.     Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and     You have to blow your nose.
20.     There are none so blind as      Stevie Wonder.
21.     Children should be seen and not         spanked or grounded.
22.     If at first you don’t succeed     get new batteries.
23.     You get out of something only what you     See in the picture on the box
24.     When the blind lead the blind     get out of the way.
25.     A bird in the hand      is going to poop on you.

And we saved the best for last ..
26.     Better late than        Pregnant

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